Things I've learnt this week

Things I've learnt this week:-

1. Luca's nursery thinks he "needs to remember to be nice to his friends"
2. I now weigh 13 stone and 32 inch waist trousers are becoming a trifle tight
3. Vuvulela horns are more annoying than the permanent smug grin on David Camerons face
4. David Cameron has a permanent smug grin
5. There is no such thing as too much football on the television
6. Carole falls asleep quicker if you hold her hand
7. Carole always falls asleep in front of movies but never in front of live football
8. Englands goalkeepers are very bad indeed
9. Luca doesn't love his Dad very much when I tickle him so much that he falls into the radiator and hurts his "bum-bum"
10. A decent barbeque costs a minimum of £70
11. In Finland, it's customary to keep the babies name secret until the confirmation
12. Luca no longer wets his pull-up while he sleeps, and has been dry 14 days consecutively
13. Dad becomes more like his own father with every passing year
14. Luca doesn't believe I have blue eyes
15. It is important to close bedroom cupboards fully, as a hanging suit closely resembles an intruder when you wake suddenly at 3am